i love that kids don’t understand the concept of money. i heard a kid at walmart today grab a bag of beef jerky and say “i’m just going to have this” and when his mom said “you can’t just take that” he said “who is going to stop me”
Back to school shopping = done
british people are so fucking cute
they called christmas lights ‘fairy lights’
they called sweaters ‘jumpers’
sneakers are ‘trainers’
they say ‘you alright/you ok’ instead of ‘how are you’
fuck off you condescending twat
Most British sentence I’ve ever heard
Obligatory birthday selfies I’m 19 now woooooo 🎊🎉🎈🎁
THERE IT IS AGAIN! THERE IT FUCKING IS! i’VE BEEN TALKING ABOUT THIS PHOTO FOR YEARS AND NEVER COULD FIND IT!! THE LAN PARTY WITH THE GUY DUCT-TAPED TO THE CEILING!! BACK IN ANCIENT TIMES WHEN PEOPLE STILL USED CATHODE MONITORS AND WHEN COUNTERSTRIKE WAS THE NEW THING. THIS SHIT IS REAL. THIS IS REAL SHIT. SHIT THAT HAPPENED.
rpattz ALS challenge video is my favorite because it’s the worst. so, basically, in character and totally predictable.
Nothing says “I support gay equality” like a straight couple kissing in public.
… I’m a girl
We’re both girls
nothing says “I support equality” like assuming someone is a boy because they have short hair
what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality